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Here are some really cute pictures from Paris’ Halloween party. I burst out laughing when getting these, Doug looks hilarious! It’s nice to see he has a sense of humor lol! x17 pictures in the gallery
The Wizard, or the Tin Man, or the Scarecrow, I would do, but Dorothy!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! What’s up with that????? Makes two things pop into my mind. The doo doo-doo dooooo doo doo doo doo theme from Bozo, and Forest Gump saying “My mama told me, stupid is as stupid does”
I wonder if the ASPCA would find this actionable …
Well it’s obviously a joke that I would never submit myself to even to hang around w/ Paris. So thanks for being the stooge set up for many many many jokes “Tutu”. BTW that shade of red is really not his color, eh? j/k Are we having fun yet!
Well here’s your proof, if you can’t be a “pitcher” in the big leagues you can always put on a dress and become a “catcher” on the Boulevard culture! (try Las Palmas corner once you’re on the outs)
Crack that whip Amber,(cue “weik-chooooo” sound effect) and shove “yo thang” in the air like some she-cat inviting all the toms. There will always be some desperate fool happy to be parted from daddy’s cash to pay handsomely to be abused by ya. Just not me.
Of course maybe Amber is the one being naively played via lavish upfront “investment” of Other People’s Money designed to wow her and suck her in so as surrender her booty to a “Captain KID” pirate that really has none of his own. We”ll see who the real fool was eventually . . . .
(cue pre-talkies “Perils of Pauline” serial matinee honky tonk piano arpeggio sound effect)
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Hahaha Doug look hot
She seems to enjoy dressing him up! He even has the eye lashes on!! Haha!
The Wizard, or the Tin Man, or the Scarecrow, I would do, but Dorothy!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! What’s up with that????? Makes two things pop into my mind. The doo doo-doo dooooo doo doo doo doo theme from Bozo, and Forest Gump saying “My mama told me, stupid is as stupid does”
I wonder if the ASPCA would find this actionable …
Well it’s obviously a joke that I would never submit myself to even to hang around w/ Paris. So thanks for being the stooge set up for many many many jokes “Tutu”. BTW that shade of red is really not his color, eh? j/k Are we having fun yet!
It’s a Halloween party, stop getting all worked up over nothing.
love it
Well here’s your proof, if you can’t be a “pitcher” in the big leagues you can always put on a dress and become a “catcher” on the Boulevard culture! (try Las Palmas corner once you’re on the outs)
Crack that whip Amber,(cue “weik-chooooo” sound effect) and shove “yo thang” in the air like some she-cat inviting all the toms. There will always be some desperate fool happy to be parted from daddy’s cash to pay handsomely to be abused by ya. Just not me.
Of course maybe Amber is the one being naively played via lavish upfront “investment” of Other People’s Money designed to wow her and suck her in so as surrender her booty to a “Captain KID” pirate that really has none of his own. We”ll see who the real fool was eventually . . . .
(cue pre-talkies “Perils of Pauline” serial matinee honky tonk piano arpeggio sound effect)
Are we having fun yet?
WOW. You seem to have some personal problems.
funny pics.
The pictures of Doug and Paris for Halloween are cute and show what a great sense of humor both of them have.
It’s wonderful to see them enjoy life.