Paris Hilton has been savaged in a new song. American comedian Mark Manne launched into a bitter tirade during a rendition of his ballad, Everything That is Wrong with America Today (aka
The Paris Hilton Song), at The Laugh Factory in New York last weekend.
He sang: “Paris, I want to hit you in the face with a bat/Because you
pampered your dog, then got rid of her when she got fat.
“You must have paid the studio some money to put you in the House of Wax/Cause you got no talent, you can’t act, and you can’t sing.
“You’re not that pretty, you’re not that hot, you’re not even interesting.”
He continued: “Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! The Simple Life? No! It’s cause you’ll have sex with anything.
“You’re so mean, all bathed in green, an amateur porno queen/Go away, just go away from here, go away.”
Meanwhile, Paris embarrassed herself last week after getting the name of her own computer game - Jewel Jam - wrong. Launching the product at the Electronic Entertainment Expo she told the
crowd: “I’m really excited to have my new video game, Diamondquest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game.”
The game, which can be played on mobile phones, will be available this summer.
What the fuck does he know? I never even heard of his jackass until now,I bet he loves Lohans firecrotch.
I heard the Paris got the name right. They changed it at the last moment to “Diamondquest” and they didn’t have time to change the advertisments that said, “Jewel Jam.”
Why is it that some people try to make a name for themselves by attacking Paris Hilton?
The guy is a total jerk.
And who the fuck is he what an asshole…
y is it that every bored mother fucker attacks paris, y is it that every1 calls her trash and a lazy stuck up slut… im sick of it people have never meet her, what has she personally done 2 someone that is soo bad ppl hate her this much, give us 1 reason y!!!
every1 r boring mother fuckers and imm really getting pissed off of ppl that r being mean at paris…
who gives a shit about sex every1 heres parents have done it y is it so bad .. and how the fuck do they know she has had sex all these times!! they can only prove it once and then she was probably out of it!!!!
bye bye ppl
p.s sorry guys if i was swearing 2 much im not like this all the time im just VERY PISSEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRR
LoVe U PaRiS & WeBmAsTeR
lame! he needs to get a life!!
whoa andy pandy, let’s not get testy. i think this guy has every right to say stuff about her, even though it’s not true, because she’s no angel when it comes to talking shit about others. If she were the all american girl with good morals and a clean mouth, then it’d be different.
Hey Guys,
someone posted as me i did not write that comment but who ever posted as me lol i do agree with them…
why r people posting as other people its so annoying that person could post as me and say mean stuff this is realy annoying me the idiot should just go away!!
but yes i do love paris and the webmaster
mark who?? is he Gay?? but wait even gay guys LOVES paris.. so what is he?? who is he anyways??
but i gotta admit this line was hilarious… “Paris Hilton, why do I even know your name? Is it the short skirts? No! The Simple Life? No! It’s cause you’ll have sex with anything”
LOL gosh…..
BUT PARIS IS LOVELY!!!
I dont think that was funny,Paris is sweet,people think she’s a slut just because she had one sex tape but that is sooo not true.
Who is this guy anyway, nobody has even heard of him. Just another lame- ass loser using her name for publicity, see now his comment is in the papers, only because he mentioned her, not because he’s funny. I’m sure Paris doesn’t take such a nobody’s comment to heart. We love you Paris!!
Goddamit this shit pisses me the fuck off. I want slit the mother fucker’s throat who wrote that song. Not a goddam single thing that cocksucker said in that song is true. She is very fucking hot, she has plenty of talents, she would not have sex with anything, she didn’t get rid of her dog, didn’t pay the studio to put her in house of wax, which was a very good movie in which she did very well acting in, and she is not an amateur porno queen. She’s not even a porn star. She made one sex tape, what, six years ago with her boyfriend. That does not make her a porn star. So that mother fucker can suck my cock. I ought to hunt his queer ass down and beat him to death. I also saw some website that said she was bisexual, which i know goddam well is not true. I am definitely not sorry for cussing so much in this, because this shit infuriates me. I meant every fucking cussword I said. Fuck him and anyone else who dosen’t like Paris Hilton. And if you think that i have a potty mouth and don’t like my attitude, then good, you can go fuck yourself too.
Wishing Paris the best. We all think she is beautiful smart and has the world watching every move. We all love you Paris, sorry the law came down on you so hard for a suspended licence. You should never have gone to jail for that. I have friends that have had 3 DUI and got a house arrest. Any one that has nothing nice to say about Paris should shut up and get there facts strate. Leave the girl alone she has always been kind to others. And us girls in Sacramento thinks Paris Hilton Rocks!