Question is did she give him a “do it or else”, In which case she might be a philogynystic control freak and he is happy to be her neutered little puppy to stay in her grace. Or does he oblige because there is another agenda in play, not yet realized, so he has to kow-tau to her whims until achieved. (I doubt he owns the Gulfstream himself so it would appear his play of “bedazzlement” is being “financed” by some other puppetmeister(s)

One thing we do know is the PR explanation is just propaganda. She split with some other dude, no “oh just an accidentally missed catch”. She was pissed at the time by all witness accounts. Hope she can wake up and realize that if the dude is thinking he’s okay to be commandeering a simple thing like her cellfon and chuck it away (seems like a major control issue to this observer) that is just a preview of things to come, and revealing of what really lurks beneath . . . . don’t be stupid Paris just to enjoy one of your fantasies. Money has the same scent as blood to sharks, and nothing that sharks love more than an unwary little fishy.

Rule # 1 for playing Baseball: You have to be coordinated enough to throw with correct power and aim. (though I dare say, even a 4 year old can accurately manage a two foot toss)

Rule #2 Genetic defects where your knees are too weak to handle running with 15 pounds of artificial upper body steroid bulge just gets you permanently benched.

Rule #3 If you’re going to grovel to the point of putting on a petticoat, you shouldn’t be suprised if you become just a locker room (as well as ladie’s room) joke!

Some people just don’t seem to get that . . . .

But he seems to have found his true calling as an inflateable “lap doggie”. Good luck with that! We’ll see how long it lasts.

Is it any wonder our world is in the toilet with the empty and vain values so many have come to believe are top priority.

Are we having fun yet?