Paris Hilton

Fat Joe leads a crew called the Terror Squad and has taken pride in spitting about gully subjects like guns and crack houses over the span of his career.

Yet, the Bronx Don is co-signing on the artistry of Paris Hilton, a swanky heiress, who boldly flaunts her high-society lifestyle and lavishly dresses her dog.

So, what’s the deal?

Well, Fat Joe says it’s simple – Paris Hilton’s forthcoming LP is simply “phenomenal.”

“I’m here to tell New York City that the album (Hilton’s) is phenomenal,” Joe told a surprised Angie Martinez live on Hot 97 on Wednesday afternoon (May 17). “You will be partying to a Paris Hilton track right here on Hot 97.”

Joe revealed that he, along with Jadakiss, will make a guest appearance on Hilton’s album and that listeners will be pleasantly surprised, and possibly even shocked by her singing ability.

Comment Crack also advised fans to look out for a cut on her album entitled, “Jealousy,” which is said to have Paris airing out and taking open shots at her former Hollywood high-society peer, Nicole Richie.

A confirmed release date for Hilton’s debut LP hasn’t been announced as of press time.

Lindsay Lohan was slammed with extreme prejudice by oil heir Brandon Davis while his pal Paris Hilton laughed it up along side him early this week in Los Angeles.

In a R-Rated tirade against La Lohan about the nicest thing Davis said about the ‘Just My Luck’ star was that she was only worth about $7 million dollars.

Of course he sneered when he said it, but it was better than his other ugly comments.

So what was Lindsay doing at the time - getting cozy with Hilton ex Stavros Niarchos according to two New York newspapers.

The NY Daily News has this item:

No wonder Paris Hilton is hissing at Lindsay Lohan. The “Just My Luck” star has been stepping out all week with Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos. The two partied Tuesday until 3 a.m. at Bungalow 8, then headed (with friends) back to the shipping heir’s pad.

The NY Post has it this way:

But Lohan found a unique way to exact revenge upon her former friend Hilton at Bungalow 8 early yesterday morning. She was spotted making out with Paris’ ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, when she wasn’t hanging out with Barton and pirate-costumed fashion designer John Galliano. Take that, Paris!

TMZ broke the story.

They also have a statement from Paris’ publicist, Elliot Mintz as he tries some damage control.

The web site reports that Mintz gave the following statement to TMZ:

“The only thing I want to underscore is the person making the statements was not Paris Hilton,” he says, “It is unfair to characterize Brandon’s statements as being reflective of Paris’ feelings about Lindsay. We’re dealing with two different people. It was Brandon who was speaking, of course there are moments when Paris was laughing, but she never said anything. Brandon was speaking for himself not for her. Personally,” he adds, “I found the incident unnecessary.”

Here is a video of Brandon Davis trashing Lindsay Lohan. Paris is just in the background laughing a lot, lol. Personally I think Brandon should’ve shut up because he is coming across as extremely immature. If they hate Lindsay, fine, but to say stuff like that in public is kinda sinking a little low. And now people are assuming that Paris feels the exact same way because she was present and laughed at it, even though it’s just Brandon doing the talking.

To say Paris Hilton and ne’er-do-well pal Brandon Davis hate Lindsay Lohan is one of the great Hollywood understatements of 2006. Last night, as the pair club-hopped in LA, Davis unleashed a filthy torrent as Paris laughed with approval. Davis makes numerous sexual and hygenic comments, the likes of which you probably have never heard.

Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest, at one point hurls a racial invective toward Lindsay’s former boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama, asking, “Is he in a mariachi band?”

The grandson of the late billionaire Marvin Davis at one point says of Lohan: “I think she’s worth about seven million (dollars), which means she’s really poor. It’s disgusting. She lives in a motel.”

As for everything else Davis said, TMZ cannot print it; we lost count of the number of bleeps.

By the end, it appears Paris prompts Davis’ invectives by whispering something in his ear.

During the rant, Paris’ publicist, Elliot Mintz, walks by her side, helpless and grim-faced. Paris seemed to enjoy Brandon’s comments so much, she wanted to share them with her friends. You can see her hold up her cell phone as Mr. Filthymouth does his thing.

Update: 12:15PM ET: Mintz gave the following statement to TMZ. “The only thing I want to underscore is the person making the statements was not Paris Hilton,” he says, “It is unfair to characterize Brandon’s statements as being reflective of Paris’ feelings about Lindsay. We’re dealing with two different people. It was Brandon who was speaking, of course there are moments when Paris was laughing, but she never said anything. Brandon was speaking for himself not for her. Personally,” he adds, “I found the incident unnecessary.”

As for Paris egging Brandon on and holding up her cell phone, Mintz says: “Paris uses her cell phone as a defensive tool. Many times when you see her photographed in a crowd situation, she puts it up to her ear so she doesn’t have to speak. In the cacophony and din of screaming, nobody could have had a telephone conversation. Reporters were asking her questions about Lindsay that she did not want to answer, so she put her cell phone up to her ear. Brandon was not speaking for Paris. Period.”

Source: tmz.com

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Enjoy!

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is fuming after thieves made off with a $10,000 bag of Mother’s Day presents on Sunday. The brazen robbers snatched the gifts, which included Christian Dior shoes, sunglasses, handbags and perfume, from outside the Hiltons’ palatial residence in Los Angeles.
The bag had been left unwatched at the gate as the delivery person rang the intercom to gain access to the house. Hilton’s spokesman Elliot Mintz says, “A fellow just whizzed by (in a car) and grabbed the package. “Paris spent three or four hours shopping to put together this wonderful collection of things for her mom.” Instead of being showered with presents, Kathy Hilton was treated to dinner at an exclusive nearby restaurant instead.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton and actress Lindsay Lohan shocked patrons at Hollywood hotspot Hyde on Friday night by engaging in a furious row. The socialite and her sister Nicky, faced-off against the ‘Mean Girls’ star, who they claim interrupted their evening out with friends.

Hilton’s representative Elliot Mintz explains, “Paris was having a conversation with a couple of friends. “Lindsay approached her table and at that moment Paris felt she was being interrupted and didn’t wish to speak to Lindsay. “A couple of words were exchanged and Lindsay went back to her table. “I can understand how other patrons in the club could have thought it had been a bigger deal than it actually was.”

Sources tell website TMZ.com that the source of the tension may be because Lindsay has recently been on a publicity campaign for her new film ‘Just My Luck’ and reportedly mentioned HIlton’s name in interviews with the media. The source claims Hilton doesn’t want Lohan using her name to help further her career.

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is set to play one of the leads in romantic comedy ‘The Hottie And The Nottie’. The film will focus on an attractive woman, played by Hilton, who refuses to marry her longtime beau until he has set up her ugly best friend with a partner. This will not be Hilton’s first silver screen role - she has also appeared in ‘House Of Wax’ and ‘Pledge This!’.

The official Paris Hilton site now has a little info, a few upcoming appearances. Hopefully some more stuff will be added soon. Check it out here.

As Joe Francis celebrated his birthday at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA this week, Paris Hilton was amidst one of the biggest issues of her entire life…a tragically bad photo op.

Paris, one of the dozens of celebs and Hollywood club brats who descended on the So Cal theme park to celebrate, found herself in a bit of an unglamorous pickle as she rode the just-opened ‘Tatsu,’ an exciting new roller coaster. The tale begins when she came off the coaster and spotted herself making a rather horrific face in one of the novelty shots from the ride.

“Paris was totally shocked at how bad she looked on the ride,” a witness said. Now most would just pass on buying the pic from the coaster, but Paris, being…well, Paris, demanded to get right back on the thrill ride and retake the picture.

“It was kind of ridiculous, Paris was screaming at the operators to get her back on and pushed her way back to the front of the line, all because she didn’t like the way she looked on the ride.”

Finally, Paris got back on the ride and “posed” for her look of “sheer excitement” in a way that only fitted Ms. Hilton. She got off the ride, grabbed her new pic and went on her merry way.

I just wanted to let you all know that someone (a very very bored person) is posting comments using the name “Webmaster”, saying stupid things to some of you and saying that the site is being closed down etc, so I just wanted to say that this person is NOT me! I am NOT closing down the site and I would never call any of you a-holes or anything like that, lol. It’s just some very bored person who has nothing better to do. Because of this I have changed some settings regarding comments, so if your comment isn’t posted straight away, it’s because I need to approve it (it should be ok if you’ve already posted a comment before, though).

So if you see a really rude and confusing comment from “Webmaster” know that it is not me! =)

Socialite Paris Hilton shocked again by getting frisky with her new love Matt Leinart in front of hundred of people at the Xbox 360 E3 party.

Although the two stars arrived and left separately, while there were there they offered an extreme love show.

An onlooker told America’s E!Online: “Paris and Matt were all over each other. It was extreme.”

Another guest present at the party added: “Paris and Matt flirted the whole time, dancing together, drinking together and making out. At 3.15am the curtains around the bed in the VIP area were closed off to hide Paris and Matt. ”

Paris and Matt are rumored to be dating ever since the sexy star broke up with the Greek shipping heir, Stavros Niarchos.