She herself came to fame for being the wife and manager of a rock star who once tried to kill her and later for a reality show that showed how messed up her family is. She may have management skills but that’s hardly a stardom talent that should lead to being a paid entertainer. Paris meanwhile has taken modelling, acting and singing lessons and does at least adequately in acting and is professional in the other two (as well as being a successful businesswoman, icon, a recognised brand and self promoter). Paris also had the better reality show (without having to be fucked up into the bargain).

Jealousy. Or maybe Sharon realises her or her daughter can’t get enough attention on their own merits or “talent” this week without name dropping a more famous celebrity.