IT HASN’T BEEN ANNOUNCED YET, BUT THE FOX NETWORK STILL HASN’T FOUND A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT FOR NICOLE RICHIE ON “THE SIMPLE LIFE” — PARIS HILTON WANTS THEM TO HIRE HER BEST FRIEND KIMBERLEY STEWART — FOX GAVE HER A SCREEN TEST AND DETERMINED SHE’S GOT THE “PERSONALITY OF A BLOCK OF WOOD” — THEY ASKED PARIS TO RECOMMEND ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND — SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY — SHE SAYS “FOR SOME REASON, WOMEN DON’T LIKE ME” — BUT FOX HAS A SHOW TO PUT ON — FINALLY, THEY CALLED PARIS AND TOLD HER THE TRUTH: THEY SAID SHE WAS BASICALLY “WINDOW DRESSING” ON THE SHOW, AND NICOLE WAS THE ONE WHO “MADE EVERYTHING HAPPEN. SHE’S COMING BACK”
