Oil heir, noted wordsmith, and parachute enthusiast Brandon Davis made Paris Hilton cry at her 26th birthday party, and drove Courtney Love and Paula Abdul to flee the premises.

Things were going well at Hilton’s dinner party at L.A.’s Prime Grill until 10 p.m. rolled around and Davis started acting up.

“He was hurling flowers at Paula Abdul,” a guest tells the New York Daily News. “Then he began bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, ‘Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!’ He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent.

Abdul, who was supposed to sing “Happy Birthday,” made an early exit.

Davis then turned on Love.

“He lifted her up so that she was straddling his waist,” says a witness. “Her Chanel dress was riding up. Brandon was saying, ‘I want to squirt on you.’ He was humping Courtney in front of her daughter, Frances Bean. When he put her down, Courtney grabbed Frances and they marched out of the restaurant through the kitchen.”

His antics didn’t stop there. “He was knocking over glasses and candles on the table,” says a source.

After Davis was “encouraged to leave,” Paris blew out the candles on her cake and everyone headed to an after-party at her house.

“Incredibly, Brandon showed up at Paris’ place,” says a source. “Security guided him downstairs. They were under orders to keep him away from Paris.”

Okay. I want to squirt on you?? Seriously, who says that? And racism to boot? Why does anyone hang out with this twerp? Dude is terrible.

You have to give him a teensy bit of credit, though. Anyone who can actually extract human emotion from Paris Hilton and also manage to faze Courtney Love deserves a small tip of the hat.

Us Weekly